{"id":2473,"date":"2012-07-19T19:10:43","date_gmt":"2012-07-19T19:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/?p=2473"},"modified":"2014-09-17T11:18:22","modified_gmt":"2014-09-17T11:18:22","slug":"things-the-internet-made-me-see-or-usb-vaginas-and-padraig-pearse-kawaii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/?p=2473","title":{"rendered":"Things the Internet Made me see Or USB Vaginas and Padraig Pearse Kawaii!"},"content":{"rendered":"

If I had never foolishly googled “3D Custom Girl” then what little faith I had in humanity wouldnt have trickled away like the best part of you. And I never would have come across a faux-vagina with a USB connection – complete with “ejaculation” button so you can sync your orgasm with the virtual girl you are fucking (courtesy of the bundled software) – to be honest the oddest thing about it is that the manufacturer gurantees its “8 times better than manual masturbation” – which is a bizarely accurate number – http:\/\/www.sankakucomplex.com\/2011\/12\/10\/finally-you-can-lose-your-virginity-to-your-pc\/<\/a> EVEN WEIRDER (a bold claim, but stay with me here) is the custom software one customer made for this which will allow you to ” count time, insertions, average speed and other data”, and because were in the future he even made sure the program has the functionality to tweet your results ( http:\/\/www.sankakucomplex.com\/2012\/02\/10\/behold-the-onacounter\/<\/a>). To be honest it wouldnt be any more unwelcome than all the “I blasted my ass muscles twenty times today before firing off fifty reps of a 21 gun salute brah” Ultimately I cant help but feel that the forum link that suggested using “3D Custom Girl” for character creation was less than helpful – though to be honest having Padraig Pearse appearing as a busty japanese school girl covered in semen and bondage gear would be horror – but not quite what we’re going for.<\/p>\n

As an aside the program does look like it could be used for less obscene purposes, especially as there are a number of pretty cool mods and it can be fed into Miku Miku Dance. The main fan wiki for it is here – http:\/\/3dcg.info.tm\/wiki\/3D_Custom_Girl_Wiki<\/a><\/p>\n

I dont even care a little that posting slightly editied versions of overly long Facebook status updates to my blog is basically cheating, I’m hoping that while I’m not loooking the posts will breed and spread like mushrooms – that or I might actually get back to blogging properly again<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If I had never foolishly googled “3D Custom Girl” then what little faith I had in humanity wouldnt have trickled away like the best part of you. And I never would have come across a faux-vagina with a USB connection – complete with “ejaculation” button so you can sync your orgasm with the virtual girl […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[370,372,373,371],"class_list":["post-2473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-character-creation","tag-final-project","tag-ignorance-is-bliss","tag-sex-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2473"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3902,"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions\/3902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.templeofmick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}